emo

i miss K like crazy, and its only been 2 days.

h1n1 (II)

the past 3 days passed REALLY fast, since i have been sleeping 3 days away, literally. i have slept a week’s worth of sleep within 3 days. i hate to say this, but im damn sick of sleeping so much. hahahha

and if youre wondering, IM NOT DEAD!! HAHAHAH PHEW. anyways, it was just one of the worst flu/cold i ever had, thank god it is almost over (still have 2 days worth of tamiflu tablets left).

most importantly, i have newfound love for my mudder! she really took care of me owe her one. heh.

okay medicine taking effect, getting groggy. tata.

h1n1

hello all, i just kena-ed!

birthday wishlist

im going to yet another year older in 8 days time, but heck im forever 21 ahahahha. anyways, if you happen to be kind enough to wonder what i want for my special day, here goes:

1) bigger neh neh. still as pruney as ever.

2) the stock market to crash and burn AHAHAHA

3) someone to pay for my entire lifetime’s insurance premiums (my mother apparently bought TOO many for me and now i have to bear the brunt of her obsessions, %*@&#!(@^)

4) to be hairless forever and ever! zap zap zap hair hair Q and die

5) to always have a sense of humour (however warped it may be) and be able to self-amuse HEH HEH

6) blackberry bold ?? (yes, this will come true in sept when singtel sends me my $500 woucher OHYEAHHHHHH /hardo gay thrust)

7) to have a grip on my road rage (mmmm we shall see….haha)

8) that someone will give me an explosive angpow, or i strike lottery which is unlikely. ha

9) that miumiu/ysl/prada/givenchy/louboutin will provide me with endless supply and acces to their products for free (ahhhhhhhh dream on)

10) my own apartment in town (must work hard!)

11) kenneth from being sucha a girl magnet and always looking at frolick girls COUGHS DAMN HARD.

im brain dead, will continue to 23 another day haha

technology toxicity

as much as i am amazed by how technology has evolved within the decade, sometimes when things happen, it just irks me so acutely to wonder why we even had technology.

it is very confounding to me why some people can take pictures EVERY few steps they take. zebra crossings (huh?!?!), funky-smelling public toilets (still can smile, you win), in barely-there lingerie (okay nothing wrong if its for your own ahem personal pursuit, but posting it on facebook..uhhuh.) AND on a busy street, stopping abruptly every second (i do not wish to smell ur hair thankyouvehmuch and btw, wanna jam break also be courteous enough to signal right, havent the ubiquitous placement of the courtesy lion been effective reminders)

yes i can understand that pictures are nuggets of good memories, but dont tell me 100 x same pose&same people&same sore smile & same place delineates that?

its a social nuisance, geddit.

MILFs

a HILARIOUS theory derived from kenn and alicia in his car, on the way to work:

 

BANANAFACE??!!?! HAHAHHAHA wth!

on a sidenote, i think my boyflen’s drawing not bad

*btw just in case, MILF = mudder i love f*cking (as derived from american pie) = or less crudely put, hot mammas.

names, alias, and my rapper alter ego II

new rapper alias!

R1C

RELAC ONE CORNER. HHAHAHAH i love this. contributed by the boyflen – so, he shares my sense of humour (or lack of). heh heh.

quando quando quando

Tell me when will you be mine
Tell me quando quando quando
We can share a love divine
Please don’t make me wait again

<3 blues

names, alias, and my rapper alter ego

its all started from an innocuous conversation with diana, and i was asking how was her bf, since he was overseas on exchange..

me: “so hows G”

then the conversation steered towards “G sounds very rapper etcetc”, minutes later Gerald became G Diddy.. (although i would prefer him as G-fudder like The Godfather) and with crankiness setting in towards the last triumphant minutes of knocking off,

if diana was a rapper, she will be named D-khups (D-cups),

siyu became S-kimo (eskimo), i originally said S-hole but abit unoriginal and crude ahem.

and over dinner i made kenneth K-mistri (chemistry). HAHHAHA

yomama chinese rap in the house siol! IM SO CREATIVE CAN. BUAY TAHAN

transcab suck eggs

since transcab has decided to snub my kind feedback to them, i shall just post my complain/complimentary letter online to let it fester. and hopefully the scumbag company will response – even a feeble attempt to would be most appreciated.

here goes!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing in to express my delight, and disappointment at two very different service experiences, by you as a service provider. Both encounters occurred on the 9^th of July, 2009.

As a passenger, our primary objective is essentially to get from point A to point B, safely – simply put. However, on the 9^th of July, I was subjected to an acute case of fury, plainly due to a negligent taxi driver’s behavior.

I was picked up by taxi driver Goh Ah Beng (Vehicle Number: SHC5268B) at 13:27 on the 9^th of July, at CMPB Depot Road – with instruction to head for 625 Aljunied Road, Aljunied Industrial Complex. Mr. Goh gave an expression that suggested that he might not be familiar with the area, but did not pursue any further, except which way I would prefer. While we were on our way, Mr. Goh was speeding all the way, and driving very recklessly – apathetic to my and other drivers’ safety as well.

The boiling point came when he indifferently waved me off to alight at Citimac and curtly barked that Aljunied Road is just behind, without giving any concrete instructions how to get there. Admittedly, I was very unfamiliar with the area, as I was there for a business meeting; thus had no choice but to trust Mr. Goh, and alighted.

It was futile locating Aljunied Road, as it was nowhere near Playfair Road where I was dropped – which I only realized much later after another Transcab taxi driver picked me up.

As drivers myself, I can understand that we may not always be familiar with all areas. However, Mr. Goh Ah Beng’s nonchalance and refusal to pre-empt me that he is unfamiliar with the area and might be lost is infuriating. It is appalling that as a driver, he is unable to meet the basic objective of a passenger – to bring him/her from point A to point B.

Nevertheless, Mr Wong Peng Fatt (Vehicle No. SHC 5650E ) was a godsend, he detected my distress and swiftly picked me up along Macpherson Road at 13:52, and got me to my destination quickly – so that I would not be late for my business appointment. Without disregard for safety, he even went beyond his duty to explain that there is only one entrance to Aljunied Road, and how I can get there the next time. His attentiveness really helped to mitigate the damage done by Mr. Goh Ah Beng, as part of Transcab’s service recovery – and I sincerely feel that he deserves to be complimented.

Therefore, it is puzzling to the consumer that Transcab, which prides itself on service excellence, present two very different service experiences on the same day – disappointment and delight. I sincerely look forward to see Transcab taking the necessary steps to deliver its promise of service excellence, and would really appreciate a reply to acknowledge my earnest feedback. Many thanks.

NABEH HATE MOFO TAXI DRIVERS.