quando quando quando

Tell me when will you be mine
Tell me quando quando quando
We can share a love divine
Please don’t make me wait again

<3 blues

names, alias, and my rapper alter ego

its all started from an innocuous conversation with diana, and i was asking how was her bf, since he was overseas on exchange..

me: “so hows G”

then the conversation steered towards “G sounds very rapper etcetc”, minutes later Gerald became G Diddy.. (although i would prefer him as G-fudder like The Godfather) and with crankiness setting in towards the last triumphant minutes of knocking off,

if diana was a rapper, she will be named D-khups (D-cups),

siyu became S-kimo (eskimo), i originally said S-hole but abit unoriginal and crude ahem.

and over dinner i made kenneth K-mistri (chemistry). HAHHAHA

yomama chinese rap in the house siol! IM SO CREATIVE CAN. BUAY TAHAN

transcab suck eggs

since transcab has decided to snub my kind feedback to them, i shall just post my complain/complimentary letter online to let it fester. and hopefully the scumbag company will response – even a feeble attempt to would be most appreciated.

here goes!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing in to express my delight, and disappointment at two very different service experiences, by you as a service provider. Both encounters occurred on the 9^th of July, 2009.

As a passenger, our primary objective is essentially to get from point A to point B, safely – simply put. However, on the 9^th of July, I was subjected to an acute case of fury, plainly due to a negligent taxi driver’s behavior.

I was picked up by taxi driver Goh Ah Beng (Vehicle Number: SHC5268B) at 13:27 on the 9^th of July, at CMPB Depot Road – with instruction to head for 625 Aljunied Road, Aljunied Industrial Complex. Mr. Goh gave an expression that suggested that he might not be familiar with the area, but did not pursue any further, except which way I would prefer. While we were on our way, Mr. Goh was speeding all the way, and driving very recklessly – apathetic to my and other drivers’ safety as well.

The boiling point came when he indifferently waved me off to alight at Citimac and curtly barked that Aljunied Road is just behind, without giving any concrete instructions how to get there. Admittedly, I was very unfamiliar with the area, as I was there for a business meeting; thus had no choice but to trust Mr. Goh, and alighted.

It was futile locating Aljunied Road, as it was nowhere near Playfair Road where I was dropped – which I only realized much later after another Transcab taxi driver picked me up.

As drivers myself, I can understand that we may not always be familiar with all areas. However, Mr. Goh Ah Beng’s nonchalance and refusal to pre-empt me that he is unfamiliar with the area and might be lost is infuriating. It is appalling that as a driver, he is unable to meet the basic objective of a passenger – to bring him/her from point A to point B.

Nevertheless, Mr Wong Peng Fatt (Vehicle No. SHC 5650E ) was a godsend, he detected my distress and swiftly picked me up along Macpherson Road at 13:52, and got me to my destination quickly – so that I would not be late for my business appointment. Without disregard for safety, he even went beyond his duty to explain that there is only one entrance to Aljunied Road, and how I can get there the next time. His attentiveness really helped to mitigate the damage done by Mr. Goh Ah Beng, as part of Transcab’s service recovery – and I sincerely feel that he deserves to be complimented.

Therefore, it is puzzling to the consumer that Transcab, which prides itself on service excellence, present two very different service experiences on the same day – disappointment and delight. I sincerely look forward to see Transcab taking the necessary steps to deliver its promise of service excellence, and would really appreciate a reply to acknowledge my earnest feedback. Many thanks.

NABEH HATE MOFO TAXI DRIVERS.

on longing

“..the woods are black and the trees bend over and whip to the side and bow down. The insects hum is gone and the wind is smoothin everything, the grass is flat and the trees are creaking and groanin. I am afraid of the future; it seems to be a big box waiting for me. Henry says he knows me in the future.

Huge black clouds are moving up from behind the trees, they come up so suddenly that I laugh, they are like puppets, and everything is swirling toward me and there is a long peal of thunder. I am suddenly aware of myself standing thin and upright in a Meadow where everything has flattened itself down and so I lie down hoping to be unnoticed by the storm which rolls up and I am flat on my back looking up when water begins to pour down from the sky.

My clothes are soaked in an instant and I suddenly feel that Henry is there, an incredible need for Henry to be there and to put his hands on me even while it seems to me that Henry is the rain and I am alone and wanting him..”

- The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger

golden flens

my thursdays with kathleen

hairpee (very) belated birthday to youuuuuuuu…!!

oh queen kathleen, may i furnish you with my humble gift..

she eyes it with slight trepidation, while i hand it over to her with trembling hands, heart pounding brutally..

alas! she likes it, and beams triumphantly /throws confetti!

BUT. with that hug queen kathleen gave domokun, he came to life and contend to drive Brittany away! oh you bag egg, i muse. you do not gey kiang and endanger us - i attempted to accost this evil brown man…

however, domokun ever so swift, hopped off and subjugated mushroom-ingenue to abuse. we weep in dispair…

and..and.. brown babarian pillaged every breathing organism he sees /bawls endlessly.

nevertheless, with kath’s and i’s powerfoooo female chi, we pinned him down

he was vindicated of all wrongs because of his cuteness, and a tight hug mitigated any hard feelings.

as a new beginning, queen kathleen brought him for a spin, and shopping at raoul - domokun was ecstatic.

good night, thats all folks!

familyjokes

siyou, yingying and i were on the conversation of tennis, then it veered towards Nadal….

yingying: “wahlau eh, he got girlfriend already, veh sad”

siyou: “nevermind what, you can be his tennis racket” /with poker straight face.

- piercing silence -

HAHAHHAHAHAHA. zis is me and my family.

oh oh, btw siyou is back! and this time for a year – presumably, a creative sabbatical.

song stuck in head

i think im a little slow, but i really like this song “don’t trust me” by 30h!3. its damn groovy and i couldnt stop laughing when i watched the mtv.

sorry couldnt upload it, coz the youtube dude who uploaded it disable embedding – sian. nevertheless, the website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv9jUffQKxI

“she wants to touch me woo ooh, she wants to love me woo ooh”

\m/